A voiced sitcom set in a neighborhood bar, starring the streaming community. Read along or hit play and let the characters tell the story.
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9Lives' first real night. Calls Lord "Lord Mayonnaise." Kevin discovers khowphartz. Willows brings a buffet to a Tuesday.
Mariyah's nails demand attention. Larry knows a guy. Ashley Marie counts everything. Limpbagel's notebook gets competitive.
Meggggzy brings a cat to the bar. His name is Pickle. He has opinions about Diet Coke.
It's trivia night at Hoell's. Eppy brings a Travis prediction. Nobody's ready for how right it is.
TrueNorseCowboy plays Billy Ray Cyrus. The bar divides. Kevin Rickrolls everyone. Music has never been this personal.
A health inspector walks in. Lord texts everyone: "act normal." They cannot.
Travis visits the bar in person. Nobody handles it well. Martin handles it worst.
Pickle infiltrates Lord's Diet Coke pyramid scheme. Ocean's Eleven, but dumber.
Open mic night at the bar. Everyone "performs." The bar survives. Barely.
A Donkey Kong cabinet mysteriously appears. Donnie swears he won it by kicking Billy Mitchell in the face.
Humpn't brings a suitcase of evidence to prove his wife is real. Then the door opens.